Cross

Cross jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!