Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.