Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
Why did the bus cross the road?
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.