What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
