Crime jokes
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
PIZZA
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."