Crime jokes
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."