Crime jokes
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD