Crime jokes
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.