Crime

Crime jokes

Joker

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Priest

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Same person.

Rape

Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.

Woman

Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"

Because she was uneducated.

Memes

Pedophile

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

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  • Cat

    Curiosity killed the cat.

    But for a while, I was a suspect.

    Rapist

    What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

    At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

    Batman

    I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

    Dandruff

    How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

    'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

    One had the last supper.

    Uncle

    My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.

    Caesar

    What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier?

    “Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”

    Drug

    So I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer.

    Now I don't know what they were laced with, but I was trippin' all day.