Crime

Crime Jokes

Man: *steals drink*

Boy: brošŸ˜­šŸ˜­

Man: Why are u crying over a drink?

Boy: That had drugs.

Man: ....

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didnā€™t stand a chance against the three of us.

Whatā€™s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Fatherā€™s Day.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.

The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"