Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremationβwhat's the difference?
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
what did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
freeze
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
Why did the orphan become a killer? Because he knew they would not look for him
What do JFKβs killer and a prostitute have in common?
βThey both blow heads.β
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
