Man: *steals drink*
Boy: brošš
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb š
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didnāt stand a chance against the three of us.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
They laughed at my drawing so I laughed at their chalk outline š
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"