Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
