Crime

Crime jokes

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.