When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
