he scratched his face up detective that did It did I do that
So if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
One man walks up to another and says, "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping at Main Street?" The guy says, "No." The other guy says, "Oh, he woke up."
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
joe: are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer
