Crime jokes
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound