What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
