what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant Joke
But it would just Crash And Burn
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza but they only got the plane
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
doctor: you need to eat healthy
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
kill yourself in anyway. Im doing it the HIGHway.
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
I would like to tell more jokes about 911 but they always crash and burn