Crash Jokes

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn

When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender

Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".

doctor: you need to eat healthy

me: no

doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died

me: oh my goodness

doctor: in a plane crash

me: that sounds unrelated

doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.

when kobe's pilot hit the mountain he said "kobe"

(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind

The steering wheel

I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kbe Bryant They both can crashing down

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling