My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
when kobe's pilot hit the mountain he said "kobe"
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind
The steering wheel
its been a hour since i crashed the tower
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? everywhere
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
