Crash jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.

Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.

Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?

A: They tend to crash and burn.

My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

A collection of 911 jokes.

What kinda pizza did they order at 911?

Plane.

What was the color of 911?

Plane.

What is the fastest way to see 911?

Plane.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.