Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!
are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
These jokes crash and burn
What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
it isn't funny to joke about 7/11. the jokes tend to crash and burn.
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
knock knock "Who's there" Not your grandpa he crashed the plane
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."