Crash jokes
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.