Crash jokes
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.