Crash jokes
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.