Crash jokes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.