Crash jokes
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.