I saw an orphan on the street i said whereβs your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash πππππ€£
one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."
What's the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! π€¬π€¬
I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
I donβt usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Why everyone trying to make a big deal out of this my family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers
Every 911 joke isn't that good Well atleast not until they come crashing down
its been a hour since i crashed the tower
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
βIβm going through a lot of things right now,β I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.