I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
