Crash jokes
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!