Crash

Crash jokes

Plane

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The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.

The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.

Plane

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What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

Beach

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I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Car

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Tattoo

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(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

9/11

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Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Orphan

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I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Accident

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One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"