New Crash Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

What the similarities of GTA V and 9/11. A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Why did the towers fall? Becuase someone in call of duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it

Why did the plane go to kfc,

To lose its wings and crash

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft

. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet

They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers

what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane

batter up

Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game

Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess

Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock

Stacy: lol

I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none they both go up in flames.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11

(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏

A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.

"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."

The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."

The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"

"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.

"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?

I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH