Crash jokes
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"