What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅

why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow- herd

Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody

  • What do you call a feminine cow

-A dairy queen

A cow is at his friend’s house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

What did mama cow say to baby cow? – “It’s pasture bed time.”

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

One day a cow ate a fish

what came out the other side?

A dead fish.

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

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