What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The MILKY way!!!
where do you find a cow with no legs - right where you left it!
Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
I got udder jokes too
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls