where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
moscows
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
I got udder jokes too
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
