A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed

What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn’t matter what you call it, as it’s never going to come.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

What do big fat Male cows have?

MOOBS

One day a cow ate a fish

what came out the other side?

A dead fish.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄

Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:“Shut up! We’re hiding!”

what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

what do you call a cow with no legs?–ground beef XD

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