What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

One day a cow ate a fish

what came out the other side?

A dead fish.

I got udder jokes too

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on

Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

Knock knock

Cow goes

No silly cows go moo

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake