What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
I got udder jokes too
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
No silly cows go moo
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake