Beat

Anonymous

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

Moon

Hello

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

  • The MILKY way!!!
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Legs

iloveforiegncars100

where do you find a cow with no legs - right where you left it!

Puns

Anonymous

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

Bull

Anonymous

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

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High

Abhor

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high

Point

Ellie

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed

Moon

MooMoo Jokes

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it

Depression

CheekyMcBunkers

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

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Puns

YOLO

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

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Dad

Manav

How do cows laugh? Moo-haha

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Depression

Daddy

what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE

Entertainment

Najwa_Butthead

Where do cows go to entertainment.

The MOOOOvie theater

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School

<your name here>

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

Orphan

J0K35

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Udder

GODzILA

I got udder jokes too

Fat

Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

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Milk

Norm

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Cold

Anonymous

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

Milk

Corey

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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