Cow jokes
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.