What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
89 cows = 0 cows
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake
