Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
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How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
