Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
I got udder jokes too.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
you.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.