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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’

“Mc Donald’s.”

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

what do you call a cow with no legs

groundbeaf

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

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