‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’

“Mc Donald’s.”

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?


I got udder jokes too

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”

Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

what do you call a cow that fell

ground beefffffff — Aaron