Cow

Cow Jokes

Beef

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.

Indian guy

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

Toe

What do you call a cow with no toes?

Lac-toes intolerant.

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  • Fish

    One day a cow ate a fish.

    What came out the other side?

    A dead fish.

    Animal

    Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"

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  • Milk

    What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

    A milk dud 😂

    Field

    Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

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