Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’

“Mc Donald’s.”

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?

De-calf-inated.

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