Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’
“Mc Donald’s.”
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’
what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
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What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
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