‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’
“Mc Donald’s.”
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.
How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
I got udder jokes too
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer
What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff — Aaron
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