Legs

Sam Reed

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

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Watch

Anonymous

What does a cow watch

Moootube

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Fat

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

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Bull

Anonymous

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

Wife

Anonymous

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

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Beef

diamondZwastaken

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

Earthquake

Daniel King

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

Place

Lisia

‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’

“Mc Donald’s.”

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Grass

Lucy

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

a lawn mooer

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Game

Anonymous

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

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Milk

Anonymous

want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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Funny

Gerard

What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian

Moo

Anonymous

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

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Water

Moo moo meadows

What cow can part water? Mooses

Steak

Kill me

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

Lost

yaay uh i dont get it

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

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Legs

Anonymous

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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Wife

random person

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you’ve to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Ohooo !

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!”

Toe

Epic Cow Joke

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

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