What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies

where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?


why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow- herd

Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)

What did mama cow say to baby cow? – “It’s pasture bed time.”

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

One time, a cow saved my life. – It was bovine intervention.

What did a fat cow give you. Homework

A cow is at his friend’s house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄