Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

What do you call a cow in a moving van

A: a mooving cow

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies

Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?

A milk dud 😂

Why was the cow afraid?

Because he was a cow-herd!

What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

what do you call a cow with no legs

a cow with no legs

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake

what do you call a cow with no legs


My sis a fat cow

Why was the cow afraid? Because he’s a coward 🐮🐄

Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:“Shut up! We’re hiding!”

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls