Why donβt cows π have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Why donβt cows π have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
Who did the cow π want to hang with?
The udders
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally hereβs your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! ππ
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake