What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

A cow is at his friend’s house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

[1]: Knock knock

[2]: Who’s there?

[1]: Interrupting Cow

[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

Knock knock who there interrupting cow interrupting cow moo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? – “It’s pasture bed time.”

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

I was going to tell you a cow joke…

but it’s pasture bed time.

What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.

where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!

Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody

  • What do you call a feminine cow

-A dairy queen

What is a cow’s favorite water sport?


Why are theaters popular among cows? – They enjoy watching moovies.

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, “Mom why is my name Rose?”

The mom responded, “Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head.”

The second one asks her, “Then why is my name Daisy?”

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, “When you were born, Daisy petals on your head.”

The last one said, “DUH DUR SURH!”

The mom said, “SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!”

Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? – In the mooseum.

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

What do you call a cow that doesn’t stop shaking?

A milkshake