Cow jokes
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
for real
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
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A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.