Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
