Puns

Anonymous

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

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Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

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Cow

Anonymous

89 cows = 0 cows

Time

Anonymous

One time, a cow saved my life. – It was bovine intervention.

Udder

Anonymous

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

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Box

Mbg

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

Lip

ISmackBootyCheeks

What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips

Baby

Anonymous

What did mama cow say to baby cow? – “It’s pasture bed time.”

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Bean

the honorable punjab

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!

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Make

Anonymous

Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Milk

Daniel King

Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

Moo

Panchbhaya Hannah

Knock knock

Cow goes

No silly cows go moo

Animal

retired grocer

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

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Bull

OtakuGamerGirl

Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with two legs- lean beef

Herd

Anonymous

Why was the cow afraid?

Because he was a cow-herd!

Sadness

David Unwin

A cow is at his friend’s house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

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Milk

Cow Like You

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Cross

Harriet

Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies

See

the big mom

where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre