Cow

Cow Jokes

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

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What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?

Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker

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