What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
89 cows = 0 cows
One time, a cow saved my life. – It was bovine intervention.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips
What did mama cow say to baby cow? – “It’s pasture bed time.”
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
No silly cows go moo
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you’ve heard this Bull before.
What do you call a cow with two legs- lean beef
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
A cow is at his friend’s house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre