Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

Which way did the cow jump over the moon?

  • The MILKY way!!!

What cow can part water? Mooses

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

a lawn mooer

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

What do cows eat for breakfast? – Moosli.

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It is pasture your bed time

Where do cows go to entertainment.

The MOOOOvie theater

Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What do cows call money? Moola