What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?


How do u count cows with a cowculater

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?


Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips