whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? – Laughing stock.

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.


I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs

Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian

A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, “Mom why is my name Rose?”

The mom responded, “Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head.”

The second one asks her, “Then why is my name Daisy?”

The mom chuckled and simply replied with, “When you were born, Daisy petals on your head.”

The last one said, “DUH DUR SURH!”

The mom said, “SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!”

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.