What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father

What do you call a cow that’s laying down? Ground Beef

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated

How do u count cows with a cowculater

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

LEAN BEEF!

Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

What’s goes “Ooooooo.”? A cow with no lips

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