Cow

Cow jokes

Scientist

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.

Farmer

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"

Memes

Milkshake

Why did the cow wiggle?

To make milkshake! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Milk

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Meat

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

Farmer

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Homework

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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