What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
What do cows call money? Moola
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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