Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Child: drinking milk
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
What do cows call money? Moola
What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?
Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on