Cow jokes
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
I got udder jokes too.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.