Puns

Anonymous

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

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Milk

Anonymous

Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

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Milk

Anonymous

What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?

A milk dud 😂

Milk

Anonymous

Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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Milk

Anonymous

Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

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Moo

haha

Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Grass

Anonymous

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

Puns

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

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Moo

Anonymous

Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

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Mountain

Anonymous

What is a cow’s favorite drink?

Mountain Moo!

Rabbit

Anonymous

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”

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Fish

ALIBAAAAA

One day a cow ate a fish

what came out the other side?

A dead fish.

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Baby

Anonymous

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It is pasture your bed time

Money

Anonymous

What do cows call money? Moola

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs. your mom

Life

UrMamaCow

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake

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Grass

Grass

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

Moo

Anonymous

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? – “Deja moo!”

Moo

Anonymous

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on