Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon? The cow didn’t make it
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"
What do cows call money? Moola
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be amooooosed
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
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Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
I got udder jokes too
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
