knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
What happens when you cross a cow and a red neck? The redneck fucks the cow
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
What is a cows favorite class in school? -moosic
What is a cows favorite dance move The milkshake
where do cows stop to drink? the milky way!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
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Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
