Cow jokes
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.