Cow jokes
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
I got udder jokes too.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Your mum lol teehee!
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.