The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
