Gan cube prices?
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
