Concept jokes
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
There is no joke.
Memes
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
This is a joke in itself.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Everything.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.