Concept jokes
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
All of them.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Test.
Your life, that's all.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
"Time"? More like waiting.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
This isn't a joke.
Loser.
What time is it?
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
My existence.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
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What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.