Concept jokes
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Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Memes
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
There is no joke.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Everything.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.