Concept jokes
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What goes up but never comes down?
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Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
Everything.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.