Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
There is no joke.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
This is a placeholder. I am a joke.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
This is a joke in itself.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Everything.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
