Concept jokes
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Chi
Wait, that's me.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Wanna hear a joke? You.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Eed?
What time is it?
Quiz: Turn what for what?
Test.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
My existence.