Concept jokes
This is a joke in itself.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
A joke.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
Sus
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What goes up but doesn't come down?