Concept jokes
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Wait, that's me.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Chi
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Wanna hear a joke? You.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What time is it?
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Eed?
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
My existence.
Test.