Concept jokes
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Wait, that's me.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Chi
Wanna hear a joke? You.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What time is it?
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Eed?
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Test.