Concept jokes
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
What’s the opposite of poo?
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
The joke is u.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What goes up but never comes down?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
Wait, that's me.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
What?
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.