Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Your life, that's all.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
All of them.
What time eeeeeee?
Society
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
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Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Everything.
