What is a good time?
Your life, that's all.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
What's funnier than 24? 25!
All of them.
I'm the joke.
Want to hear a joke, huh?
Me........
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans.
What time eeeeeee?
I am the joke.
Society
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What goes up but never comes down?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
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