The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Chi
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Wait, that's me.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
Eed?
Jacob Colletto
Who?
Dnebdoctor?
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Speed.
"Time"? More like waiting.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
