Computer jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Fucking Windows updates!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Why did the computer catch cold?
It left a window open.
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.