Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.