Comparison jokes
AOT > ur fav anime.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Memes
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Ku cina Na xidludla swifana no push refrigerator. 😂😂
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.