Comparison jokes
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.