Comparison

Comparison jokes

Hairline

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Monster

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Maker

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Memes

Difference

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Difference

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.

Difference

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Difference

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Hairline

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Pig

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Monkey

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Diet

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Bender

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.