Comparison

Comparison jokes

Hairline

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Armpit

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Memes

Similarity

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Relationship

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

Shrek

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

Comeback

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Grandma

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Difference

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?

Usain Bolt finished the races.

Ball

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.