Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
