Comparison jokes
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.
You look as fat as a pig.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
300? You are a 3.0.