Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
Comparison Jokes
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
