Comparison jokes

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.

Basketballs are bigger than end.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.