Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Memes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!