Comparison jokes
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Memes
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.