Comparison

Comparison jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

Memes

Cunt

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

Blonde

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?

The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.

Hairline

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Difference

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Gas

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

Baby

what do baby’s and grenades have in common?

They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)