What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What is the difference between a prisoner is a orphan one of them I wanted
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated
What is the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler
Usain bolt can finish a race
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
how are genders and the twin towers alike?
there was 2 now its a sensitive subject
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
