What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
osmetimes when i think im ugly i just think of my sister and it makes me feel better
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead? The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
