Comparison jokes
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.