Comparison

Comparison jokes

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.