Common jokes
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.