Common jokes
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.