Common jokes
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.