What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Common Jokes
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
