Common jokes
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.