What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home
What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
