Common Jokes

What do Mc Donald’s and Priests have in common

They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"

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What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common

they are both invisable

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents

what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!

What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.

what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

What do us emos all have in common? Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue alot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy