What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?
they both have a history of separating colors
