Common jokes
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.