What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
What does shrek and onions have in common?
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Q: What do Satan and a priest have n common?
A: They both love naughty souls
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does an Orphan not have in common with a criminal's, criminal's are wanted
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs they're screwed.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
