What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.