What do Shrek and onions have in common?
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Common Jokes
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
