Common jokes
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.