Common jokes
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.