What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
