Common jokes
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.