Common jokes
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.