Common jokes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.