Common

Common jokes

Smoothie

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

Piece

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Hooker

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

Chainsaw

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.

Artist

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Orphan

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Orphan

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

House

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

Orphan

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Orphan

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Priest

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both love naughty souls.

Dick

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Victim

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Hole

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.