Common jokes
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.