Common

Common jokes

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Dog

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

Russian

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Soldier

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

Mom

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

Newspaper

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Hippie

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Color

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

Tank

What do a tank and a warship have in common?

They're overweight.

Priest

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Eye

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Eye

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Part

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Dick

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Sound

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

Twin

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.