Common

Common jokes

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Priest

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Priest

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Cock

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Sock

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Israel

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

Canadian

Canadian

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Hippie

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Eagle

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.