Common jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."