Common jokes
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.