what does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common they can both squirt out there cum.
what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What does a frozen loading screen and a make a wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They are both concerned about “Klingons near Your anus”.
What do a doctor and gf/bf have in common? They both break your heart
What do autistics, women and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin drive
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site" and I think we know that won't happen !!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What does a wife and a boombox have in common? They only work when you beat them
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What does a 🎣 🎣 👨 👨 man 👨 and a gay prostitute have in common with a physicality handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 all three of them are very good at 👌 😊 ☺ 😀 👍 sucking your dick
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on
what do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? they never get old.
