Common jokes
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.