Common jokes
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.