Common

Common Jokes

Tank

What do a tank and a warship have in common?

They're overweight.

Priest

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Eye

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Eye

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

Part

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Dick

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Sound

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

Twin

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Hairline

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Accident

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Arsehole

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

Sense

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Hairline

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Math

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Nun

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.