Common jokes
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!