Common jokes
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.