Common jokes
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do Lindsay Clancy and Jane Doe have in common?
Neither could walk after what they did.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.