Common

Common Jokes

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.