What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
