Common jokes
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Memes
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what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didnโt get the memo.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.