Common jokes
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Memes
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.