Common

Common Jokes

What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.

what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...