Common jokes
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.