Common jokes
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.