What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
