Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
