Common jokes
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.