Common jokes
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.