Common jokes
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.