Common

Common Jokes

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Hairline

Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.

Twin

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

Mom

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Princess

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

Predator

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Orphan

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Hole

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

TV

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Girl

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Sound

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

Ball

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

Gay

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

Plastic

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Lizard

What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?

They both live long with dry skin.

Dad

What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.