Comic Book jokes

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

What did one orphan say to the other?

"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.

"I created the Human Torch."

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.