What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
"I created the Human Torch."
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
