Comic Book jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
"I created the Human Torch."
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.