What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
