Comic Book

Comic Book Jokes

Batman

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

Batman

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

Emo

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Batman

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

Orphan

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Orphan

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.