New Comic Book Jokes

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)