My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
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What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
