My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
Comic Book Jokes
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.