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Batman

Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?

Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.

Batman

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Superman

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Batman

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Batman

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Hairline

Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.

Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"