What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
