Comic Book jokes
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
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Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a group of depressed teens?
Suicide Squad.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!