Comic Book jokes
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Memes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Cause I am Batman!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.