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Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Spider-Man, more like spider orphan.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Cause I am Batman!
