Comic Book jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Cause I am Batman!
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!