You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
