Comic Book jokes
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
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Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.