Comic Book jokes

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

My son told me he wanted to be Batman when he grows up. That little shit wants to be gunned down in an alley.

Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

You know why they call her Wonder Woman?

She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

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Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

His parents died.