Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
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Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Cause I am Batman!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
