Comic Book jokes
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.