Comedy jokes
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Memes
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.