Comedy jokes
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Memes
YOOOO,PAUSE💀
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common? They never get old.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂