Comedy jokes
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I love silly jokes.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."