Comedy jokes
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
Hi guys!
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"