Comedy jokes
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? ๐คฃ
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" ๐คฃ
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."๐ณ
Not racist, just funny.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^