I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
John
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
