ha! it asked me submit a joke but then i realized im the joke
You wanna hear a joke about my penis Never mind it’s to long
What's the worse thing about having a congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
I was going to tell a 9 11 joke but it was really plane
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”
what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?
In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there!" Not Suzy.
Have you heard about the movie constipation?
No,Because It never came out...
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
imagine the russians showing up late to the 1917 revoloution with a tsarbucks in hand. they were late so I guess they weren't russian. They were probaly stalin.
